Does your wife really need to know that you own 43 guns and
7 sets of golf clubs? Is it worth an argument with your husband when you add
another pair of shoes to your ever-expanding collection? There is a solution!
It is a bit sneaky; but sometimes you’re just better off not
knowing about certain harmless activities. It’s kind of like when, as an adult,
you tell your parents some of the crazy stunts you pulled in high school. If
nobody got hurt, they were happier living in their own little world of “my kid
has good judgment.” “His and hers” self-storage
could lead to an astounding decrease in the rate of divorce, or at least
prevent a few arguments.
Imagine how peaceful it could be if you had your own secret self-storage
unit…
The Self-Storage Man Cave
If you have a man cave somewhere in your home, it’s hard to
hide your stuff, especially when someone else must clean it up. And, if you’re
short on space, it’s hard to hide your antique beer signs or that life size
cardboard cutout of Jessica Simpson, that your wife won’t let you keep in the
kitchen.
Sometimes, you just need to get away and spend some quiet
time with your belongings. You want to admire your collections without your
wife complaining about the expense or your kids covering them with greasy
fingerprints and smearing chocolate all over.
Your space can be decorated your way. If you’re a sports
fanatic, you can hang posters, install shelving for your bobbleheads and
autographed sports memorabilia, and even put a Lazy Boy in the unit so that you
can sit and admire your treasures.
If you’re into video games, you need a unit with power. You
can hook up a TV and play Call Of Duty until you’re dizzy. If you have vintage
baseball card collections, you can admire them in peace without someone nagging
you to “sell them because they’re probably worth a fortune.” Make a table top
out of your bottle cap collection and a bar out of an old whiskey barrel. If
your unit is large enough, you can install a pool table.
Maybe you like to fish, and you need a place to keep your
rods and reels, tackle boxes, lures, fishing apparel, as well as your boat. And
don’t forget to hang up your original “Big Mouth Bass”, singing “Take Me to the
River”.
Another collection that we haven’t addressed yet is golf
clubs, golf bags, and golf supplies. Golf Geeks are obsessed with them. I’ve
seen basements with so many clubs, balls, tees, and bags that I’m beginning to
wonder if science has found a way for them to reproduce. Golfers need the newest
Callaway drivers, putters, and Titleist golf balls. One set is not enough. You must
be prepared for golf emergencies like a glitch in your short game or an
over-correction on your swing. These are problems that might be remedied with a
different club, so you need top-notch options. You don’t want your clubs to
deteriorate in any way. It may affect your game.
The Self-Storage Shopping Stash
Women have a completely different perspective on self-storage.
They don’t need a place to hang out. They need a place to hide the aftermath of
too many trips to the mall or dollar store. Most men will never understand a
woman’s need for more than three pairs of shoes, and they think that two purses
are one too many.
Self-storage is the perfect solution for an extensive,
up-to-date wardrobe. You can tell yourself it’s only for your seasonal clothes.
No one must know that every month is considered a new season.
And, what about hobbies. If you’re a crafter, you need a
place for supplies for every season and every event. You need glue guns, paper,
stencils, yarn, pieces of wood, grapevine wreaths, and so much more. Crafting
is a huge business, and you’re doing your part to keep it economically healthy.
You need to consider a warehouse-sized unit.
Does changing your decor now and then make you happy? I
don’t mean only holiday decorations – just your everyday knick-knacks and
household ornaments. Even if you have these items in an out-of-the-way closet,
your husband is sure to find them and then the questions and the complaints
begin. What is this? Why do you need it? How much did it cost? And even if you
explain that you saved money at a phenomenal sale, for some reason, husbands
don’t see that as savings. They only see savings on things like golf clubs,
fishing equipment, and TV’s as true value.
Remember, this is a “secret” storage unit. If you want to
keep your relationship healthy, no sharing access with your significant other.
Don’t worry, our very professional staff will be happy to keep your secret!
Another marital problem was solved with Hwy 67 Self-Storage!
Call us at 870-403-8810 or visit us online at www.hwy67selfstorage.com for your
storage needs, today!